Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Well, lets see.

There’s dead.

And there’s brain dead.

WICHITA, Kan. (KSNW) – The Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Department has released results from a DUI saturation patrol. The patrol was held on Friday night and early Saturday morning. It started at 10 p.m. and ended at 3 a.m.

During the patrol, deputies conducted 12 car stops and issued seven misdemeanor tickets, three infraction tickets and four warnings. One person was arrested for DUI.

Officials say the operation was funded by a grant from the Kansas Department of Transportation and consisted of three deputies.

And the other one:

WICHITA, Kan. (KSNW) – Wichita police are searching for a suspect who stole a dead woman’s purse this weekend.

It happened early Saturday around 7:15 a.m in the 900 block of North Market. A person called 911 to report a woman was unresponsive.

Medical crews and officers arrived and found that the 50-year-old woman died. Later, investigators determined that an unknown woman stole the dead woman’s purse from security video. The woman left walking southbound on Market.

In my real life, I thought I’d filed my taxes in Mar. I found I hadn’t. I found the envelope under the camera I’m using as a paper weight.  So good old me is mailing a day late. Fortunately they owe me this year, so never mind.

Still, late is late and that grump’s me.

The hunt was for my vehicle registration – those silly little decals. Mine was due to be on my truck at the end of the month and I coouldn’t find the sucker. I did, finally, after finding the taxes. I found the decal in the truck, it had slipped between the seats.

So, bad news turned good and all ends well.

Yes. Yes. My wallet is with the truck keys . . . over there.

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From the reaches,

Ten Whiskey

About tenwhiskey

User tenwhiskey is also the author of this blog. He currently lives in small town Kansas in a semi-retired condition. His kids are married and gone (thank you). An empty nester. Divorced. Very happy with life as it is. Ten Mile maintains a personal blog here, writing of events as they appear to him; commentary, and opinions abound. He deviates into fiction as the mood strikes and creates flash fiction stories and short stories. He will not warn the reader when he drifts from fact to fiction. He feels adults are, generally, smart enough to figure out which is which. He does, however, attempt to make his fiction sound as true to life as possible. You have been warned. He, as time permits, writes and occasionally sells writing. More often than not he gives it away to various non-paying publishers of Ether Magazines, forums or for entertainment on a wall for in need of a hand friends. He likes candy, pies and a certain amount of strife. In the matter of strife - in his yourth on the farm, he became embroiled in a slinging fight. The fight involved lath as a launcher, fresh cow patties as ammo and it was a six way free for all. A little mud only adds (Umm?) a certain taste to life.
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