I have trouble walking, talking and avoiding cracks in the sidewalks. Sometimes I even have trouble thinking straight.
That’s my pitch this morning. But. . .
Garden City is west of Dodge City. Dodge City is famous for shoot outs. But . . . never before have I seen or heard of Garden City getting up and travelling to Dodge City for a shoot out, and never before has Garden City died on the streets of Dodge City – especially when a city two hundred miles to the east of both participates in the gun fight.
Now Emporia is a college town. Lots of educated folks about town. I wonder if the suspect was arrested in Dodge City or Emporia? Couldn’t have been in Garden City, that City died in the shooting.
Aw, Well. Questions, questions.
I’m sure there is a solution to this. I do wonder, however, where they are going to bury the body of Garden City.
Given the feelings between the Cities of Garden City and Dodge City, the State of Kansas might have trouble finding a pastor to conduct the rites.
From the reaches,