“There was this married woman, you see, “ Housekeepper said. “One day her husband caught her putting an egg in a jar.”
:What, he asked, are you doing?”
“Oh. Said she. Every time we have bad or so-so sex I put an egg in the jar.”
:And the jar with the dollars in it?: Asked he.
:Every time we have good sex I put a dollar in the jar.:
The husband paused and eyed the jars and said: :Hump. I not doing too badly, am I>:
h. Said the wife, :Every time I get a dozen eggs gathered, I sell them for a dollar and put the dollar in the jar.”
Um. Housekeeper really did tell me that.
From the reaches,